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1. Arabian Nights Where the caravan camels roam Where it's flat and immense And the heat is intense It's barbaric, but hey, it's home When the wind's from the east And the sun's from the west And the sand in the glass is right Come on down Stop on by Hop a carpet on a fly To another Arabian night Arabian nights Like Arabian days More often than not Are hotter than hot In a lot of good ways Arabian nights 'Neath Arabian moons A fool off his guard Could fall and fall hard Out there on the dunes Ñíà÷àëà Gotta keep One jump ahead of the breadline One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford That's everything! One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke CROWD: Riffraff! Steet Rat! Scoundrel! Take that! ALADDIN: Just a little snack, guys CROWD: Rip him open, take it back, guys ALADDIN: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Abu! LADIES: Who? Oh it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom He's become a one-man rise in crime I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em ALADDIN: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume One jump ahead of the hitmen One hit ahead of the flock I think I'll take a stroll around the block CROWD: Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal! ALADDIN: Let's not be too hasty LADY: Still, I think he's rather tasty ALADDIN: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along CROWD: Wrong! ALADDIN & (CROWD): One jump ahead of the hoofbeats (Vandal!) One hop ahead of the hump (Street rat!) One trick ahead of disaster (Scoundrel!) They're quick, but I'm much faster (Take that!) Here goes, better throw my hand in Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump! Ñíà÷àëà I don't buy that If only they'd look closer Would they see a poor boy? No, siree They'd find out There's so much more to me Ñíà÷àëà Scheherazad-ie had a thousand tales But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me No no no Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre'd C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof! Well, looky here Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let'er rip And then make the sucker disappear? So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your charge d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what-cha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so-and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah! Ñíà÷àëà Say hey! It's Prince Ali Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa Genuflect, show some respect Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm Brush up your Sunday salaam Then come and meet his spectacular coterie Prince Ali! Mighty is he! Ali Ababwa Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes A hundred bad guys with swords Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali He's got seventy-five golden camels Purple peacocks He's got fifty-three When it comes to exotic-type mammals Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie! GENIE: Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Aliababwa That physique! How can I speak? Weak at the knee Well, get on out in that square Adjust your veil and prepare To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali! LADIES: There's no question this Ali's alluring Never ordinary, never boring Everything about the man just plain impresses He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder! He's about to pull my heart asunder! And I absolutely love the way he dresses! He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys (He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys) And to view them he charges no fee (He's generous, so generous!) He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to work for him) They bow to his whim, love serving him They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali! Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by With sixty elephants, llamas galore With his bears and lions A brass band and more With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers His birds that warble on key Make way for Prince Ali! Ñíà÷àëà I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us no Or where to go Or say we're only dreaming JASMINE: A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That now I'm in a whole new world with you ALADDIN: Now I'm in a whole new world with you JASMINE & (ALADDIN): Unbelievable sights Indescribable feeling Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling Through an endless diamond sky A whole new world (Don't you dare close your eyes) A hundred thousand things to see (Hold your breath - it gets better) I'm like a shooting star I've come so far I can't go back to where I used to be ALADDIN & (JASMINE): A whole new world (Every turn a surprise) With new horizons to pursue (Every moment red-letter) BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare Let me share this whole new world with you ALADDIN & (JASMINE): A whole new world (A whole new world) That's where we'll be (That's where we'll be) ALADDIN: A thrilling chase JASMINE: A wondrous place BOTH: For you and me Ñíà÷àëà But not as you know him Read my lips and come to grips with reality Yes, meet a blast from your past Whose lies were too good to last Say hello to your precious Prince Ali! So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me His personality flaws Give me adequate cause To send him packing on a one-way trip So his prospects take a terminal dip His assets frozen, the venue chosen Is the ends of the earth - whoopee! So long, ex-Prince Ali! Ñíà÷àëà
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Brian Hannan - Arabian Nights are routine every hour or so Where enchantment runs rampant gets wild in the streets Open Sesame and here we go Arabian Nights like arabian days They tease and excite Take off and take flight They shock and amaze Arabian Nights like arabian days more often than not are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways Pack your shield, pack your sword you won't ever get bored Though get beaten or gored you might C'mon down stop on by hop a carpet and fly to another Arabian Night. Ñíà÷àëà Forget about that guy Forget about the way you fell into his eyes Forget about his charms Forget about the way he held you in his arms Walking on air's obnoxious The thrill The chill Will make you nauseous And you'll never get enough Just forget about love! Forget about romance Forget about the way your heart begins to dance Then you feel the blush When he's spouting out some sentimental mush Love really is revolting! It's even worse than when you're moulting Enough of this fluff! Just forget about love! [JASMINE:] I had almost forgotten the way it felt When he held out his hand for mine My heart all a-flutter [IAGO:] Oh, how I shudder [JASMINE:] The first time we kissed [IAGO:] It won't be missed! Forget about 'is touch [JASMINE:] I can't forget about his touch [IAGO:] In the scheme of things, It doesn't matter much [JASMINE:] It matters so mu-uch [IAGO:] You're better on your own A meal becomes a banquet When you eat alone [JASMINE:] Hmm-mm-mm-mm [BOTH:] Love's filled with compromises [IAGO:] And don't you hate those big surprises? [JASMINE:] A cozy rendezvous [IAGO:] Oh, please! [JASMINE:] Candlelight for two [IAGO:] Oh, geez! [JASMINE:] Look you're calling my bluff! [BOTH:] (I can't) (Just) forget about love! [JASMINE:] I can't forget about my heart [ALADDIN:] I can't forget about my heart [JASMINE:] And how it felt To fall for you right from the start [ALADDIN:] I'm still falling [JASMINE:] Whatever we may do [ALADDIN:] Whatever we may do [JASMINE:] You are here for me, And I'll be there for you [ALADDIN:] I'll be there [BOTH:] To wish, to want, to wander To find the sun Through rain and thunder [ALADDIN:] A cozy rendezvous [JASMINE:] Yes, please! [ALADDIN:] Candlelight for two [IAGO:] Oh, geez! Enough is enough! [ALADDIN and JASMINE:] We can't forget about love! Ñíà÷àëà I've had it! I hate to be dramatic, But it's time for me to fly the coop Terrific! Fine! I'm drawin' the line Before I wind up in a parrot soup! I was a fool to let you run the show I'm cuttin' ya loose, pal! Look out below! Arrividerci! C'est la vie! Hope all goes well! I'm lookin' out for me! Okay! I'm little, Been playin' tank and fiddle, And I don't get no respect I turn the other cheek, But this busted beak Is the only thanks that I get! I never found a friend that I can trust They promise caviar, And leave me eatin' dust! That's some reward for loyalty From here on in, I'm lookin' out for me! Oh, I don't need nobody else I'll never fail I'll cover my own tail I can take care of myself! You know, it just don't pay To give a hoot I'm givin' all my heart What do I get? Da boot! I'm through wit' dat, I'm flappin' free From here on in, I'm lookin' out for me! Ñíà÷àëà Into the Taj Mahal I rode a (-I don't know-) Along the great Great Wall! I even made the famous Leaning Tower fall, But who was with me through it all? Nobody! The Moscow Circus Hired me to fly trapeze On Mount Olympus, Ran a race with Hercules It's easy when you're chased by killer bees!! Who said "geshundheit" when I sneezed? [ACHOO] So now I'm home, Home again with you, You chase the clouds away Whenever I am blue [ALADDIN:] ("You're always blue!") And the pyramids, I highly recommend There is nothing in the world Quite like a friend! Slept like a babe in Bombay On a bed of nails Moroccans set my fairy tales Of seven veils I single-handedly I even saved the whales! No one was there to hear my tales! In Acapulco, Joined a Mariachi band I rode the ragin' rapids Down the Rio Grande Flew in a air balloon, But when I tried to land Nobody laughed, Or lent a hand Without you, the Amazon is Just a trickle Without you, the Sahara's Not so hot Without you, Niagara Falls Is just a leaky faucet And the Huey II Is just some yacht Now that I'm home, Home again, it's clear, All I ever wanted Seems to be right here I've traveled East and West And now, I'm back again And there's nothing in the world Quite like a friend.. [ALADDIN:] There's nothing in the world [JASMINE:] Nothing in the whole wide world There is nothing in the world Quite like a friend! Nothin' in the whole wide world! Ñíà÷àëà Your parlor tricks are amusing I bet you've got a bunny Under your hat! Now here's your chance To get the best of me, Hope your hand is hot! C'mon, clown, Let's see what you've got! You try to slam me With your hardest stuff But your double whammy Isn't up to snuff I'll set the record straight You're simply out of date You're only second rate! You think your cat's a meanine, But your tiger's tame You've got a lot to learn About the genie game So for your information, I'll reiterate You're only second rate! Men cower at the power In my pinky My thumb is number one On every list But if you're not convinced That I'm invincible, Put me to the test! I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest! Go ahead and zap me With the big surprise Snap me in a trap, Cut me down to size I'll make a big escape It's just a piece of cake You're only second rate! You know, your hocus-pocus Isn't tough enough And your mumbo-jumbo Doesn't measure up Let me pontificate Upon your sorry state You're only second rate! Zaba-caba-dabra! Granny's gonna grab ya! Alakazam-da-mus And this thing's bigger than the both of us! So spare me your tremendous scare! You look horrendous in your underwear! And I can hardly wait To discombobulate I'll send ya back and packing In a shipping crate You'll make a better living With a spinning plate You're only second rate! Ñíà÷àëà |
